Monthly Archives: October 2012
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Ask questions first, examine later
Leave a commentOctober 31, 2012 by calvinette
On this blustery Halloween, I feel as though the customer — more than the seller — is trying to get …
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The thing with beans inside that used to look like that thing
Leave a commentOctober 30, 2012 by calvinette
What do you want for twenty bucks, anyway? An actual picture of a faded bean bag chair? That’s a nice …
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Inferiority Cow-plex
Leave a commentOctober 29, 2012 by calvinette
And cows. Don’t forget cows. Poor cow is sitting over there, all “Hey, I’m right here, don’t you love me? …
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Saturday School: run-on sentences
Leave a commentOctober 27, 2012 by calvinette
Good morning, sellers. Today we’re going to discuss the importance of punctuation. I’m just going to roll right on by …
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Nevermind the flat cats
1October 26, 2012 by calvinette
Some items need no explanations. Some, like these, need lots of ‘splainin,’ Lucy. Specifically, could you please tell me why …
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I’m so, so sorry.
Leave a commentOctober 25, 2012 by calvinette
I’m trying to figure out why the ladies like this lamp so much. So, not just me. Yeah. I love …
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Manuel included!
Leave a commentOctober 24, 2012 by calvinette
Manuel is usually sold separately with this phone, but good news! Now you can pay one price and he is …
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Looks like Tuesday’s got a case of ‘The Mondays’
Leave a commentOctober 23, 2012 by calvinette
We all saw Office Space, right? You remember how Stephen Root’s character, Milton, kept getting his office commandeered for arbitrary …
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Teddy Torture
Leave a commentOctober 22, 2012 by calvinette
Allright, bear. This is your last chance. Just tell us where the honey jar is and you go free, unscathed. …
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Sincerely Sunday: Abby comes home
Leave a commentOctober 21, 2012 by calvinette
On Sundays, after I’ve packed up my garage sale gear and counted my quarters, I like to take a moment …
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