I can’t decide if this person is trying to sell a dresser or crying out for help.

When it comes to sellers having no shame about the state of their items while posting them on Facebook, I have almost nothing more to say.

Except this. This whole thing of “I dare you to try to figure out what I’m selling in between all my crazy hoarder junk” must be some kind of inside joke amongst the sellers. How else do you explain this?

So here’s what I propose. Marla, if the stars align and pigs fly out of my ears and someone actually does offer to buy this dresser from you, and that person manages to show up to pick up the dresser, you must also let them take any of the items in the photo that they may want, for free. That is your fee to the universe for making us look at your insane pictures and feel bad that you don’t realize you’re soon to be featured on an upcoming episode of Hoarders.

Get your poop in a group, Marla. We’re coming to take your old books, dusty jewelry boxes, weird purple plastic thing, baby’s breath that you saved for some reason, discarded shopping bags, AND that ugly throw pillow, and we’re not going to let you sort through it like they do on TV.

You’ve been warned.