If she had a cat to strap in it, and she did strap a cat into it and walked it around the neighborhood, I’m pretty sure we’d all have heard about this by now because it would have been on the news under the headline, “Little girl scratched to ribbons by incensed feline buckled into ugly pink princess stroller.”

And the world would be agog and aghast at a cat who could do such a thing and society would demand the animal be euthanized at once, before it had the chance to maim again while being harnessed against its will.

Someone, for the love of all things furry, please buy this stroller and get it away from this terrifying child. And while we’re on the subject, please do NOT ever buy that girl a cat.